Calvin

I thought about posting about Calvin tomorrow but I'm on a roll and this mama has plans.

As you can recall, I have changed all the names of my adverturers and Calvin's name came from the fact he was the male version of me:

-Newly separated
-He found his wife in bed with a friend a week after the wedding (I found out my ex was sexting another woman 3 months after mine [i know I said I'd save you some of the gory details but, I couldn't resist this one])
-He had a 3 year old
-He was extremely good looking
-We just had a lot in common in general.

I try to talk to potential prospects for about 4 - 7 days before meeting. After a very lengthy phone conversation I decided to pull out the pregnancy card....I have decided to not do this so soon anymore, because his response to it was "well, guess I can't get you pregnant". I didn't realize sex was on the table at this point.

I told him straight up, that I wasn't looking for anything serious. Maybe a coffee date here or there, a movie watching buddy, but I'm slowly learning that in guy lingo that means "friends with benefits". Guys, if you're reading this, no....it doesn't.

So, after meeting Calvin and having to keep my drooling mouth to myself, we decide to go back to my house. Now, you know what that means, and I know what that means too, but this story is going in another direction. After sitting on the couch, a make-out session proceeded and apparently I wasn't the one with a drooling problem......Calvin was a bad kisser.

HOW DO YOU GO THROUGH LIFE BEING A BAD KISSER?!

Well, that ended that for me...I promptly told him that I wasn't ready for this just yet and led him out. It was really unfortunate, he was a really nice guy and really nice to look at. Oh well.

We haven't talked since and I choose to believe that him and his wife let bi-gones be bi-gones and they're living a happy life again.

Next: The Cop